We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes
by We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes
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Description
Crusher the snake will charm readers in this entertaining, funny novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.
I am a snake.
No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.
One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not.
He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called "Breakfast." I didn't lay a coil on it.
Gunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong.
In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take breakfast with me.
Product Details
- HarperCollins Brand
- Oct 4, 2011 Pub Date:
- 0060821175 ISBN-10:
- 9780060821173 ISBN-13:
- English Language
- 7.62 in * 0.32 in * 5.12 in Dimensions:
- 0 lb Weight:
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