Paisley Goes with Nothing: A Man's Guide to Style

* Old ski lift tickets are not a fashion accessory.

* Nothing is "fun for the whole family" unless the parents are underten.

* There's no such thing as classy luggage as long as you have to carryit.

With an irresistible combination of sharp wit, shrewd insight, and great commonsense, "Paisley Goes with Nothing" offers men an invaluable arsenal ofsurvival tactics for thriving in a modern world, including "Two Easy Pieces(Buying a Suit)," "Father Knew Zip (How to Shave)," "A Medium Is theMessage--But So Is an Extra Large (What Your Wardrobe Says About You)," "GeeksBearing Gifts (Buying Presents)," "House by You (Entertaining on Your Turf),"and dozens more that are as useful and enlightening as they are ingeniously, universally funny. An indispensable resource for every man (and a godsend forthose in search of a perfect gift), it's society's last hope for keeping theword gentleman from becoming obsolete.