Okay, you did it. Congratulations. You've just become the gazillionth man on earth to hit the jackpot in the game of life. Now what? It's time to get this book! Because if you're like most guys, you're about to enter into the great unknown . . . and it won't be pretty.
Taking dudes through the entire pregnancy process, we'll tell you what you can expect from a newly knocked-up woman (paranoia, morning sickness, enlarged breasts, no sex) as well as the dos and don'ts of dealing with a woman's body, hormonal mood changes, and mothers-in-law and other pesky family members. We'll explain all the nitty-gritty details and give you the indispensable advice no one's ever going to tell you. And we'll give it to you in funny, straight guy-talk-no beating around the bush (we'll prepare you for that too).
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