You Know You're 40 When...

Getting older is no fun, but it sure can be funny. How do you know when you're approaching the big 4-0?

Here are a few clues:

* Comb-overs are starting to make a certain kind of sense.
* A kid you once babysat for is now your lawyer.
* At your checkups, the doctor has begun to ask if you're still sexually active.
* Midnight seems awfully late.
* You're more interested in websites that will calculate your Body Mass Index than in Internet porn.
* You receive two phone calls in a single week from people who want to sell you life insurance.

Whether you've just found your first gray hair or you're peering around the corner to your mid-life crisis, You Know You're 40 When... will tickle your funny bone (while you can still remember where to find it).