Halloween Handbook

Within this mighty tome you will find: Over 30 food and 20 cocktail recipes. Tips on costumes, decorations and party games. An extensive list of seasonal movies to watch, Halloween specials to view and songs to play. The previously unwritten history of Halloween (WHAT THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW.) A guide on how to survive any monstrous creature you may encounter on Halloween night such as werewolves and head lice. A plethora of black magic rituals to perform including how to raise the dead and give your enemies diarrhoea. A list of over 50 demons lovingly illustrated in biro and guides on how to summon them. Tips on dating a witch. A chapter for people who hate children. A chapter for children on how to not get molested. How to prevent and survive a bear attack. How to tell if a little person is a leprechaun or a normal human being who deserves respect. The truth about reptilians. And much more. Best of all this book fits comfortably into most oversized pockets.