Hey there, I am so glad you're interested in my book! I guess you're reading this to see if it's worth purchasing. Well, I'll be the first to say, this book is definitely worth it!

Either way, here is a quick summary for you. For those who don't already know me, I come from planet OHN. Yep, I belong to a super intelligent alien race. My species is literally half duck and half woozle. Oh, and a woozle is a blue creature with antennas from another planet, but we can dive into that later.

The wise elders on my planet asked me to leave and come live here on Earth. I assume they chose me because of my superior intellect, but for whatever reason, they insisted I go. They gave me the important task of learning all about your human ways.

During my time here, I have learned many interesting things about you. Immediately I noticed your passion for these games you call "sports." It seems like humans really enjoy competition, and you practice very hard to be the best at these sports. Well, it's your lucky day!

Since I am pretty much the best at everything, I have decided out of the kindness of my heart to be your personal sports trainer. That's right, I have created a simplified game plan around a few of your favorite sports. So, with my exceptional wisdom and guidance, I will help you become the best athlete your planet has ever seen.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. If you're interested in learning more about where I come from, feel free to visit my website at www.meetdoogles.com.