Self-Worth Is Only Achieved Through Sports

A refreshing, high-octane romp across the landscape of our favorite pastimes with the editor of Oregon Sports News...with whom we almost got arrested.

It's a collection of a year's worth of weekly submissions to one of Oregon's premier sources for sports news.

Excerpt from the editor:

"When I get a column from Patrick, I have no idea what to expect. I know this is mostly my fault because I never give my team topics that they

must write about. I'm one of those creative, artistic freedom kind of hippies. From cheerleading to fishing to bear crawls to sportsbooks

to hunting to looking good at the gym, you tell me what category makes the most sense."