Beast Be Gone, Undead Don't Die: A Fantasy Comedy Fiction Book

Rejoin the disgruntled Eric, his apprentice Rose, their goblin friend Squee and Xenixala who-has-too-many-names-to-list-here in the sequel to the fantasy comedy book Beast Be Gone.

A strange plague spreads across the land. Suddenly the dead can walk again - worse, they can run, and only Eric and his friends at Beast Be Gone pest control have their shoes tied up tight enough to take them on.

Can they re-dead the dead before ending up dead themselves?

Meanwhile, Xenixala, the witch, is on the hunt for both power and reconciliation. So naturally, she must become a vampire. Even if that means hanging out with mopy sorts who only wear black, amongst other things. Will she learn to live without a soul? Will she master bat echo-location?

Somebody wants a world full of the undead, but why...?

Beast Be Gone is a cosy fantasy comedy series that explores the stories of the underdogs of fantasy tales, sometimes known as NPCs. They're normal folk just wanting to go to the shops without getting stabbed by a sneaky guy in a cape who got bored of hunting goblins.

A must-read for anyone who loves Dungeons & Dragons, RPG's and online games (although you'll never be able to play them again without feeling bad for the men who have to clear up the mess you left behind in dungeons).

Suitable for adults, YA and teens. Available in Kindle, ebook and paperback.