Strawberry Jelly Donut Creem Betweens: A Full Review

We all know and certainly all love that buy-'em-anywhere cookie, that two cookity crisps sandwiching a lush disc of cream or creme or Creem, that yummy puck that fills your mouth with wholesome wonder! I'm referring to none other than Creem Betweens, the country's best-loved cookie!

First, I suppose I should give a little background to you, the reader of this "review", the one who has happened upon my final manuscript and is actually about to read through the contents, hopefully, in their entirety. I dearly hope these words, my last, will not fade silently into obscurity and the truth in this manuscript be forever lost. That'd be a tragedy. So, here's hoping.