April Minnary just wants to serve beers to time travelers. That's what her late grandfather's saloon, Time's Tap, was built for: a safe place for travelers to relax, mingle, and get wasted.
So when a xenocidal, shapeshifting, power hungry god-alien named Jaakobah shows up, tries to kill her and destroy her saloon, April is, justifiably, pissed.
Now in charge of a misfit crew featuring an ancient Egyptian princess, a Dark-Ager Irish soldier, a space pirate, and a completely average college student from 2024, April must lead a goose chase across the timeline to stop Jaakobah and save her saloon.