Selected #2

Hello again! It's still me, Max, and I'm still one of the Selected! I hope that by now you've lost any illusions you had about the Selected being some kind of elite force of intelligent civilization, chosen to fight against Universal Evil. So far, the only evil I've seen is the buggy System and the lack of basic sanitary facilities while we're adventuring. Also, it would be a real stretch to describe my companions as "elite". As for all the problems that come with being Selected--well, we can handle them! So, everybody was trying to set us up? To hell with them! Yes, we're all on our own, but now we have our very own Dungeon--we just have to get those dumb gnomes to work for us. Oh, and find out more about these goblins that swiped our waystone . . .