This Cruise Sucks

What has eight arms, two tentacles, and one gnarly appetite? A Vampire Squid.

While enjoying a much-needed cruise vacation, Nora and her friend Tori spend their days downing endless umbrella cocktails and their nights rockin' out to gnarly bands-mainly Vampire Weekend. The 24-hour buffet is constantly calling their names, but unfortunately, something answers the call-a giant squid with an appetite for cruise passengers.

But Nora and Tori have other problems. Their status as BFFs is hanging on by bikini thread, and this vacay should have given them time to repair it. But no. Of course, an annoying monstrous creature from the depths of the dark ocean just had to rise up to the surface, feast on terrified humans, and ruin their girl bonding time.

Thanks a lot, Captain Sucky Arms.

But maybe, this is the very crisis that will bring the two friends together, or maybe, the women will learn that a blood-sucking cephalopod is too great a foe, even against the power of friendship.