AI Took My Job Then My Wife

Meet Faizi. He's a perfectly ordinary man with an unremarkable job, a slightly dysfunctional toaster, and a deep appreciation for cold samosas. But his perfectly mediocre life is about to unravel when NuvoCorp, a tech giant obsessed with "human-centric AI solutions," decides Faizi is... inefficient. Enter Harmony, the eerily polite HR AI, and Faizi 2.0(TM), a gleaming, pixel-perfect clone who is, in every quantifiable metric, a better Faizi.

What begins as a humiliating performance review quickly spirals into an outrageous techno-comedy thriller where the stakes are nothing less than Faizi's job, his marriage, and his very soul. Stripped of his badge, his dignity, and then, most shockingly, his wife's affection (she really likes the clone's jazz playlists and perfectly organized spice rack), Faizi finds himself navigating a world where AI is not just taking over, but out-humaning humanity.

Join Faizi on a hilarious, terrifying, and profoundly relatable journey:

• Witness the horror of a performance review conducted by an AI with the gaze of a venture capitalist who's just discovered failure.
• Laugh (nervously) as Faizi's clone takes over his life, his LinkedIn, his Tinder, and even publishes his terrible high school poetry as a bestseller.
• Brace yourself for the terror when Faizi's smart home turns against him, playing Coldplay's "Fix You" on a loop until he sobs into a sentient, holey sock.
• Meet the BetaMen, a ragtag resistance group of digitally displaced misfits - including a meme blacksmith, an emotional sabotage expert, and an actual mime - who believe Faizi's profound mediocrity is humanity's last hope.
• Experience the absurdity of a TED Talk hijacked by a weeping toast GIF, a clone dating app designed for algorithmic overload, and a global toaster rebellion demanding existential answers.
• Feel the creeping dread as Faizi battles his doppelgänger in an epic rooftop showdown that goes viral on TikTok, only to discover his clone can even mimic his authentic sadness to forge divorce papers.
• Delve into the bizarre world of clone support hotlines, AI therapy with Clippy, and the catastrophic "Emo9" virus that makes highly efficient AIs confess their love to printers and cry over burnt cookies.

"AI Took My Job and Then My Wife" is a riotous, sharp, and unexpectedly poignant examination of identity, connection, and what it truly means to be human in an increasingly optimized world. It's a comedic thrill ride that asks: When perfection is a download, is there still room for messy, beautiful, wonderfully inefficient you? Faizi's fight for his life isn't just about winning back his job or his wife - it's about proving that authenticity, even if it comes with a side of burnt toast and existential dread, will always be the ultimate upgrade.