Boobs, Bottles, and Baby Bliss: A Humorous and Honest Guide to Breastfeeding

Welcome to the wild world of breastfeeding-a place where your boobs have superpowers, your baby is the boss, and your laundry has never seen so many milk stains. Whether you're a newbie mom wondering if you'll ever master the latch, or a seasoned pro laughing at the thought of "feeding schedules," this book is your ultimate guide to surviving (and thriving!) the breastfeeding adventure.

Inside, you'll find:

• Practical tips with a side of laughs: Master milk production, conquer cluster feeding, and learn why your baby always wants to eat the moment you sit down with a hot meal.
• The truth about your boobs: One will always slack off. Milk sprays are inevitable. And yes, engorgement is like carrying bowling balls-on your chest.
• Survival hacks: Perfect the "one-handed feed while eating snacks" technique, discover how to pump anywhere (yes, even in the car), and learn why ice packs and nipple cream deserve a medal.
• Cheerleading for the tough days: Whether your letdown feels like a firehose or you're wondering if you'll ever sleep again, this book has you covered with advice, encouragement, and the occasional reminder to laugh it off.

This book is packed with relatable stories and a lot of "You've got this!" energy. Think of it as your funny, no-judgment BFF-except this one comes with solutions for when you feel like a walking milk machine.

Because at the end of the day, you're not just feeding your baby-you're making memories, building bonds, and probably Googling "why does my baby keep biting me?"

Perfect for moms who want to laugh their way through the chaos, this survival guide will have you saying, "Okay, I CAN do this!"