Cancel the Apocalypse

The end of the world was scheduled for Tuesday.
And someone forgot to send the memo.

In a world where divine bureaucracies manage the cosmic order, the Department of Final Events is responsible for organizing the Apocalypse - right down to the last trumpet blast. But when a paperwork mix-up schedules Armageddon for the wrong date, an underfunded team of celestial middle managers faces a catastrophic PR disaster.

Enter Sam Worth, junior coordinator of Cataclysm Logistics, and his ragtag band of disgraced angels, overworked demons, and one terrifyingly efficient administrative assistant. With just 72 hours to avert global annihilation (and survive their next budget review), they'll have to navigate divine lawsuits, rogue horsemen, existential influencers, and a doomsday clock that's already ticking.

Unfortunately, nobody trained them for dealing with Reality TV producers. Or existential memes.

As heaven, hell, and humanity spiral into chaos, Sam discovers that the Apocalypse isn't just an event - it's a brand. And canceling it might be the biggest miracle of all.

Hilarious, sharp, and surprisingly heartfelt, Cancel the Apocalypse is a satirical romp perfect for fans of Neil Gaiman's Good Omens, Christopher Moore, and anyone who suspects the universe is probably run by an underpaid intern.

The end of the world is inevitable.
The paperwork is optional.