The Glades Are Trying to Kill Me is a raw, hilarious, and unfiltered collection of true stories from the wilds of the Florida Everglades and beyond. Written by captain and lifelong outdoorsman Vincent Bini, this book captures the grit, glory, and occasional insanity of chasing fish through unforgiving backcountry.
From near-death storms and backfiring teenage schemes to boat breakdowns and rogue raccoons stealing cocktails, these tales are soaked in saltwater, sunburn, and sharp-edged humor.
With a sharp eye for detail and a gift for turning disaster into comedy, Vincent invites readers aboard for an unforgettable ride. Whether you're a seasoned angler, an armchair adventurer, or just someone who loves a good laugh, you'll find yourself hooked from page one.
Warning: This book may cause spontaneous road trips to the Everglades and an uncontrollable urge to buy a flats skiff.