We Regret to Inform you that Rick is Still Alive

We Regret to Inform You Rick Is Still Alive

A darkly comic thriller by Ritchie "Stonian" Johnston

Rick Stone has hit rock bottom.
Jobless, stoned, heartbroken, and haunted by a birthday party breakup he didn't see coming, Rick's living proof that a bad hangover can last an entire year.

Then his ex shows up.
And then the burner phones start ringing.
And then someone tries to kill him.

Turns out Rick's not just a burnout with a bong and a past-he's the one loose thread in a vast criminal network run by a man no one dares name: Trench. And now they're watching him. Tracking him. Testing just how much he remembers... and what he's willing to burn to the ground.

Armed with sarcasm, sausage rolls, and a few questionable friends, Rick is about to go from washed-up to wanted. But surviving the conspiracy might require losing what's left of his identity-and lighting a match to everything he thought was already destroyed.

Fans of Douglas Coupland, Irvine Welsh, and The End of the Fing World* will love this brutally honest, unexpectedly emotional ride through paranoia, pub pints, and post-breakup espionage.**