Swipe Right at Your Own Risk: Dating After 50 (A Survival Guide)
Welcome to the wildest adventure you never asked for: dating after 50.
The rules have changed, the players are weirder, and the apps are... well, let's just say it's less happily ever after and more "Wait, is that your 1980 yearbook photo?"
Inside this brutally honest (and painfully hilarious) guide, you'll find:
How to survive your first Zoom date without screaming
Why life insurance questions on a first date are a giant red flag
Which dating apps will find you love - and which will find you felons
Why emojis and acronyms should come with a user manual
And how to tell if you're dating a human... or a guy named "StillLivingWithMom87"
Whether you're newly single, cautiously curious, or have PTSD from your last attempt at swiping, this book is your ticket to laugh, cry, and maybe - just maybe - find someone who won't ask for your credit card number.
Dating after 50 isn't for the faint of heart - but with a sense of humor, a good background check, and this survival guide, you just might win the game.
(Or at least lose with dignity.)