Do You Want A Kitten?: A True Story of Rescue, Ridiculousness, and Relationship Wreckage

It started with a rainstorm and a tiny, helpless kitten. Tyler, a police officer just trying to grab a prescription, found himself staring at a soaked tabby meowing outside his patrol car. He picked him up. He gave him a name. He brought him home.

That kitten's name is Patrick-and everything went downhill from there.

Told entirely through text messages, voice notes, and sharp observations, Do You Want a Kitten? is the true story of what happens when compassion meets chaos. What should've been a sweet rescue spirals into jealousy, possessiveness, crossed boundaries, and emotional manipulation from someone who swore he wanted nothing to do with a kitten-until it became convenient.

This is not a romance. It's not about co-parenting a cat. It's about recognizing the red flags you ignored, the moments you were right all along, and the power of walking away when the truth finally claws its way to the surface.

For readers who've ever given too much, trusted too fast, or just wanted to do the right thing-this book is for you.