Sit Happens: A Hemorrhoid's Guide to Survival

Meet Benny- the most relatable hemorrhoid you'll ever root for.
He didn't choose the butt life. The butt life chose him.
Sit Happens is a wildly inappropriate, laugh-out loud journey into the private life of a talking hemorrhoid. Told with adult humor and childlike charm, Benny's survival guide dives cheek-first into the awkward realities of itching, swelling, rogue bidets, and emotional breakdowns on donut cushions.
Through cringe-worthy mishaps and hilarious commentary, Benny finds humor in the most tender of places--and somehow offers readers comfort along the way. This isn't just a book about butts- it's a story of resilience, shame, friendship, and learning to hang on... by a single hair.
Perfect for fans of Go the F**k to Sleep and lovers of gross anatomy with a side of humor, Sit Happens is the comedic relief you didn't know your lower half needed.