K8s for Dumbasses: Because You Deserve to Orchestrate Your Own Doom - at Scale

K8s for Dumbasses is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud guide to Kubernetes that no one asked for-but everyone desperately needs. Tired of pretending to understand YAML? Confused by pods, services, and why your "fully automated" deployment somehow destroyed production again? You're not alone-and this book is here to help.

Whether you're a developer, DevOps engineer, sysadmin, or just someone who made the mistake of saying "I'll look into Kubernetes," this hilariously illustrated book will walk you through the high-level concepts of K8s without drowning you in jargon. From pods and nodes to rolling updates and taints, each chapter breaks down complex topics into digestible, funny, and painfully relatable lessons. It's like having a mentor-if that mentor was sarcastic, over-caffeinated, and had watched one too many deployments go down in flames.

Packed with comic-book-style illustrations, real-world metaphors, and just enough technical accuracy to impress your boss, K8s for Dumbasses is the perfect survival guide for navigating containerized chaos. It won't make Kubernetes less weird, but it will make it a lot easier to understand-and a hell of a lot funnier.

If you've ever said, "I just want it to work," while deploying a Helm chart, this book is for you.