You were told to seize the day. Instead you blinked. Are you living a life you didn't sign up for? This brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival manual is for anyone who is constantly being told to "grow up", even though they are already an adult. Learn goals that don't include waking up at noon for breakfast or how to have a conversation by intimidation. Written by someone who is still figuring out life, but at least knows where her car keys are. Real talk, real checklists and a good helping of motherly advice. Being an adult is mostly pretending to know what you are doing, and this book is here to help you pretend better. Unlock your inner potential. Apparently you have been sitting on it the whole time. Let's begin the journey together but first, tie your shoe laces so you don't trip! Life doesn't come with a pause button.