Commission Impossible: Close or Die Trying

Commission Impossible is a laugh-out-loud, painfully accurate guide to the wild world of commission-based selling. Whether you're cold-calling strangers, chasing flaky leads, or surviving Monday sales meetings with forced enthusiasm, this book is your unofficial survival manual.

Blending brutal honesty, sarcasm, and genuinely helpful strategies, it tackles the real challenges of working in sales: rejection, targets that move like ghosts, clients who vanish after "thinking about it," and that magical moment when the commission finally clears (just before your debit orders do).

Each chapter is packed with relatable stories, unconventional advice, and enough wit to make you laugh even on a bad sales day. You'll learn how to stay motivated, sell smarter, and keep your sanity when your income depends on your ability to convince someone else to say yes.

Perfect for new salespeople, struggling closers, or seasoned pros in need of comic relief, Commission Impossible is here to tell you, it's not just you, it's all of us.