In this darkly witty autopsy, you'll discover:
- How 64.4% of web traffic is now malicious bots
- Why Google search is a magic trick with 1.2 billion phantom results
- The coming "Eschatological Singularity" (99.9% AI content by 2030)
But wait-there's hope! We'll arm you with:
- Digital shovels to bury bot-driven nonsense
- Regulatory stakes to slay surveillance capitalism
- Human-only gardens where ideas grow wild again
"A thing isn't dead if it can still be traded."
-Silicon Valley's epitaph for humanity