This book is offered humbly, as both a survival guide and a love letter to the ineffable, unpredictable brilliance of unicorns everywhere.
This manual was lovingly compiled by someone who has spent an unreasonable amount of time trying to decode mystical side-eyes, chase feral affection through enchanted forests, and survive conversations that begin with "It's not a big deal, but..."
Part anthropologist, part poet, part chaos goblin, the author has done the fieldwork-accidentally fell in love with a unicorn, read all her journals, misinterpreted her silences, and lived to write about it.
No formal training in mythical relationship psychology was required.
Just caffeine, empathy, and a willingness to be humbled by magic.