Sh*t Tennis Players Say - The Ultimate Quote Book

The perfect gift for tennis fans who take losing personally.

From "This court feels weird" to "I wasn't even trying," Sh*t Tennis Players Say is a laugh-out-loud collection of 100 of the most dramatic, relatable, and downright ridiculous things tennis players say when matches go sideways.

Whether they're blaming their racket, the sun, their shoes - or their opponent's breathing - this book captures it all.

Inside, you'll find:

• 100 hilarious quotes every tennis player has either said... or wanted to
• 5 mini stories about on-court meltdowns and post-match denial
• A "Your Turn" section to add your own excuse (we know you have one)
• Clean, premium design - perfect as a coffee table book or team gift

Why You'll Love It (or why your tennis friend will):

• Makes the perfect gift for tennis players, coaches, teammates & fans
• Great for birthdays, holidays, team wins - or especially after a tough loss
• Relatable humor that hits harder than a clean backhand winner

Because let's be honest - the match isn't truly over until the excuses begin.