Morrissey Sucks

MORRISSEY SUCKS
A Love Letter to the Artist Who Ruined His Own Legacy
We get it-you loved The Smiths. So did we. But let's be real: Morrissey hasn't exactly made it easy to keep loving him. Once the crowned Prince of Poetic Misery, he's somehow transformed into a cranky, self-important contrarian who seems determined to burn every bridge he ever built.
Morrissey Sucks is a fiercely funny, brutally honest deep dive into the unraveling of one of music's most frustrating icons. This isn't just about the solo albums no one asked for or the weird fixation on meat-it's about the myth of his genius crumbling under the weight of his ego. From his early days riding on Johnny Marr's riffs to his descent into tone-deaf political rants and professional sabotage, this book traces Morrissey's long, slow fall from indie saint to headline-making headache.
We dissect his diva antics, the canceled shows, the endless feuds, and the quotes that read like parodies of themselves. We question whether he wants to be hated-and why we keep giving him the attention he seems to crave. And yes, we mourn the Smiths reunion that will never happen, and admit-maybe it's better that way. Packed with sarcasm, side-eye, and just enough reluctant affection to keep it from being a total hit job, Morrissey Sucks is for everyone who still hums "There Is a Light That Never Goes Out," but secretly wishes Morrissey would.