How To Become a Time Traveller

In this delightfully chaotic and surprisingly informative field guide, renegade temporal engineer and self-appointed Chrono-Cosmic Custodian, Dr. Thaddeus Quark, pulls back the curtain on the secret world of time travel. Packed with diagrams (badly drawn), footnotes (suspiciously long), and deeply concerned warnings, this book is your one-stop chrononaut's manual to bending the fourth dimension without causing irreversible paradoxical collapse (hopefully).
From assembling your own ChronoGambit field vehicle to navigating the intricacies of temporal etiquette, causality loops, and how not to fall in love with your great-grandparents, this book is equal parts science, survival guide, and manic rambling.