Caste, Cash & Compatibility: Chronicles of Arranged Love

Welcome to the hilariously chaotic world of Telugu arranged marriages, where love takes a backseat to spreadsheets, biodata packets, and family investigations!

Meet Srinivas Rao, who tracks potential brides for his son using Excel sheets with more formulas than NASA's rocket science. Watch Revathi Akka and Suresh Uncle wage epic WhatsApp wars over biodata territories. Cringe as Dr. Madhavi Latha gets rejected for being "too educated" while families hire fake NRI uncles to boost their social status.

In this side-splitting satire of modern matrimonial madness, you'll discover:

1. How a PhD becomes a liability in the marriage market
2. Why detective agencies investigate future in-laws more thoroughly than criminal suspects
3. How Zoom weddings turn sacred ceremonies into technical disasters
4. What happens when dowry demands come with GST calculations
5. Why biodata brokers fight like territorial warlords
6. How caste certificates get more scrutiny than NASA security clearances

From Excel sheet grooms to viral biodata disasters, from fake inheritance investigations to matrimonial mela meltdowns, this book exposes the absurd lengths Telugu families go to find the "perfect match" - while completely missing the point of actual compatibility.

Perfect for readers who love:

1. Hilarious family sagas with authentic cultural humor
2. Sharp social commentary wrapped in laugh-out-loud situations
3. Stories about tradition meeting technology with disastrous results
4. Anyone who's survived the arranged marriage process (or knows someone who has!)

Warning: This book contains dangerous levels of relatability. Telugu families may recognize themselves and laugh until their stomachs hurt. Side effects include sharing screenshots with family WhatsApp groups and questioning why we treat marriage like a business merger.

Get ready for a matrimonial roller coaster where the only guarantee is that nothing will go according to plan - and that's exactly when real love finds a way to bloom!

"Marriage antey mela kaadhu ra... it's finding someone who will hold your hand when all the Excel sheets, biodata packets, and family expectations fall apart around you!"