Democrats Hug Trees, Republicans Hug Guns: A User's Manual

Red vs. Blue. Left vs. Right. Donkeys vs. Elephants.
...And here you are, stuck at Thanksgiving dinner between them.

If you've ever wondered:

• Why your cousin gets triggered by a gas stove,
• Why your uncle yells about socialism while eating Medicare-funded pie,
• Why even your dog park has turned political...

With biting humor and sharp observations, Michael R. Eggleston dives into the wild world of American politics today - where your coffee order, car choice, and even your dog's name can reveal your entire voting history.

No side is spared, no meme is safe.
You'll laugh, you'll groan, and you'll finally understand why that one friend insists on bringing vegan quinoa to every cookout.

So grab this book, pour your beverage of choice (craft IPA or domestic light beer - we don't judge), and get ready to laugh your way through the madness.

Because whether you hug trees or hug guns, we can all agree on one thing: we could use a good laugh.