In Host Focus: The Manual to Airpocalypse and Boomsday.com, the witch, Kyle Philippe reveals the untold story of what it really meant to be a short-term rental host during the global apocalypse - battling refund demons, dodging cancellation curses, and installing digital locks with one hand while fending off dance parties with the other.
From 4 a.m. rave ambushes to pandemic-proofing your property using only bread knives, plastic signs, and raw defiance, this no-fluff survival guide blends real-world strategy, dark humor, and magical realism to teach you how to host like a warlock in a world gone mad.
You'll learn:
How to banish stairwell squatters (with minimal bloodshed)
Why digital locks are the new holy relics of hosting
The spiritual meaning behind mystery stains
How to turn refunds into rituals and reviews into resurrection
Whether you're an Airbnb newbie, a Booking.com veteran, or just someone who once stayed in a flat with a haunted kettle, this is your one and only spellbook for surviving the hospitality hellscape.
"The World's Only Gravity-Defying Host Handbook"