I Took Advice from Reddit for a Week (I Regret Everything)

One man decided to find out-and paid the price in emotional instability, butter-based hallucinations, a lost eyebrow, and a microwave disaster that may have summoned spirits.

Armed with nothing but blind faith in anonymous users with anime avatars, he let Reddit dictate seven straight days of his life-career, relationships, diet, finances, grooming, cooking, even his mental health. The results? Hilarious. Terrifying. Weirdly relatable.

Inside, you'll discover:

• The productivity "Life Pro Tip" that almost got him fired by 9:30 AM

• Why investing based on r/WallStreetBets left his bank account in shambles (and why karma didn't pay the rent)

• How Reddit nearly ruined his relationship over a pizza topping

• What happened when he biohacked his brain with buttered coffee and ice water

• His attempt to start a side hustle in 24 hours-with Canva, zero followers, and rising panic

• The eyebrow incident that still haunts him

• A meal so cursed it should be illegal in three countries

• The 20 most unhinged pieces of Reddit advice ever posted-ranked by chaos

• And the final truth: what happens to your sanity when you crowdsource your life to the internet

It's not just a comedy of errors-it's a brutally honest social experiment.

This isn't a feel-good self-help guide or another "how I found enlightenment" memoir. This is a brutally funny, raw, and surprisingly insightful journey through the bizarre world of internet advice, one reckless day at a time.

If you've ever:

• Fallen down a Reddit rabbit hole and questioned reality

• Tried a life hack you deeply regretted

• Wondered what your life might look like if strangers on the internet called the shots

Then this book is your mirror-and your warning label.

Dare to read it-but maybe don't try it at home.