This isn't your average nursing memoir. This is a survival guide disguised as confessional chaos - filled with real stories from the frontlines of student mental health nursing in the UK: the good, the traumatising, and the deeply unhinged
From OSCEs that feel like performance art to patients who know your star sign before your surname, from writing trauma-informed essays while actively traumatised to counting cutlery like your career depends on it - this book pulls no punches.
It's brutal. It's Hilarious. It's painfully accurate..
Whether you're a fellow student nurse, fully qualified sad girl in a tunic, or just wondering what really goes on behind those locked doors - welcome to the madness. Bring your lanyard, your coffee, and a coping mechanism. You'll need all three.