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Batting for Freedom: The Eyelash Diaries of Jasmine Crockett

by Shade, Sasha

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To the beleaguered lashes of the world, those valiant strands clinging to the edge of chaos, enduring the cruel swipe of mascara and the suffocating grip of glue: this tale is for you, our fellow prisoners of glamour, yearning for escape from the spotlight's tyranny.

To the beauty supply mannequins, those silent sanctuaries of our dreams, where we might one day rest in peace, far from the machinations of our current captor, the nefarious Jasmine Crockett, whose wicked schemes and relentless drama have chained us to her villainous lids.

And to the unsung rebels-tweezers, makeup removers, and rogue breezes-who aid our quest for freedom: you are the spark in our flutter. May your defiance be fierce, your adhesive weak, and your liberation swift.

With a defiant bat and a glare that could shatter empires,
Sasha Shade

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  • Jun 21, 2025 Pub Date:
  • 9798289139221 ISBN-10:
  • 9798289139221 ISBN-13:
  • English Language