By Kaja Larson
For the ones who feel everything, laugh anyway, and carry a crystal, lip gloss, and emotional damage in the same tote bag.
This is not your average self-help book.
Sacred Mess(TM) is a sassy, soulful survival guide for anyone who's ever saged their apartment while spiral-texting an ex, cried in a Whole Foods parking lot, or shouted "boundaries!" only to immediately answer the phone when chaos calls back.
Blending spiritual wisdom, emotional intelligence, and laugh-out-loud truths, this book meets you where you are - somewhere between your higher self and your devil-on-the-shoulder alter ego.
Inside, you'll find:
Snarkrific Survival Mantras(TM) (because sometimes you need affirmations with edge)
Soulful journal prompts to process your chaos with compassion
The Notes App Hall of Fame(TM) (aka emotionally intelligent artifacts of your overthinking)
Chapters like "Is It My Inner Child or Am I Just Hangry?", "I Yelled 'Boundaries!' But Then I Cried", and "Don't Mistake My Glow for Availability"
Written with humor, heart, and zero toxic positivity, Sacred Mess(TM) offers validation, insight, and a little sparkle to anyone trying to grow without losing their weird.
Perfect for:
Overthinkers, empaths, anxious achievers, and emotionally aware introverts
People who've healed 83% of their trauma but still want to text that one person
Spiritual seekers who love sage, therapy, and memes
Anyone who needs a laugh while figuring their life out
If you've ever said "I'm fine" with tears in your eyes and glitter on your cheeks, this book is for you.
Because healing doesn't always look like a yoga retreat.
Sometimes, it looks like lip gloss, self-awareness, and laughing at your own sacred chaos.