Skipper: Dictionary

"For when normal words fail... insult like a pro - in 100 languages."

Ever wanted to tell someone off... in Finnish?
Curse like a pirate in Italian?
Say "f*** you" with elegance in French?
Or confuse someone with the most absurd insults in 100 languages?

Well, here it is: the most pointless, ridiculous, and absolutely essential book you never knew you needed.

This A7-sized pocketbook ("The dimensions may not be accurate.") is your ultimate survival guide for:

• awkward conversations

• annoying colleagues

• loud neighbors

• stubborn in-laws

• political speeches

• customer service calls

• and those moments when words just... fail.

• 100+ ways to say "f*** you" around the world

• Middle fingers in full color

• Random rebellious pictures with zero educational value

• Text so small you'll need a magnifying glass

• Completely AI-free (unless AI hacked it, which it probably did)

This book is not for babies, saints, sensitive souls, or corporate meetings.
It is strictly intended for mature audiences aged 32 and up - ideally those with low IQ, high sarcasm, zero patience, and a massive sense of humor.

• Grumpy grandpas

• Weird friends

• Lonely truckers

• Office rebels

• Dictators in training