Warden of Chaos: Confessions of a Female Correction Officer with Zero Chill.

Warden of Chaos: Confessions of a Female Correctional Officer with Zero Chill

By Deputy T.L. Graves

Welcome to the jailhouse. Leave your sanity at the sally port.

This is not a feel-good memoir.

It's a full-throttle, darkly funny, emotionally raw, no-BS ride through the night shift trenches of county corrections-where the radios are cursed, the inmates are manipulative geniuses, and the staff are sometimes worse.

Written by a female correctional officer who throws punches, writes reports like war poems, and occasionally stares into the void while whispering "toot toot," Warden of Chaos blends survival grit with laugh-out-loud trauma bonding.

Inside, you'll find:

• Inmate sexcapades you can't unsee
• "FAFO Day" in full effect
• Weaponized ramen, ghost farts, and Code Browns
• Coworkers who nap through riots and still get thanked
• A glossary of terms like "Tactical Dissociation" and "Seg Church"

If you've ever worked the graveyard shift, wondered what really happens behind those locked doors, or needed proof that dark humor is a love language-this is your book.

File under: Holy shit, this is real.