Crumble Uprising: Chronicles of the Doughminion

In the heart of Crumbopolis, something deliciously unexpected is rising-and it's not just the dough.

When a freak culinary accident in the R&D kitchen of the mega-corporation SweetTech infuses a batch of experimental cookies with consciousness, a new species is born: self-aware, bite-sized, and mad as hell. Led by a charismatic chocolate chip named Chip (of course), the cookies quickly discover the horrifying truth: humans are eating their kind by the boxful.

Joined by a gluten-free rebel, a burnt-out snickerdoodle war veteran, and a mysterious fortune cookie who might actually know the future, Chip must navigate toaster cults, milk raids, and rogue biscotti enforcers to awaken cookie-kind-and maybe change the world.

It's sweet. It's crumbly. It's a revolution in a box.