Man Who Hired Himself

A Corporate Comedy of Existential Proportions

Freezan Krishnan, a perpetually unemployed man from Theruali, India, thinks he's finally landed his dream job at the mysterious Mirage Dynamics-a company that promises "synergistic innovations" and "temporal adjustments." But what begins as a hilarious delve into corporate absurdity-fake colleagues, temporal coffee, and a CEO who's never there-soon spirals into a mind-bending journey that defies reality itself.

Freezan discovers Mirage Dynamics isn't just an eccentric office; it's a living, breathing entity that warps time, spies on his thoughts, and even uses his unsuspecting wife as an "External Contextual Anchor Point." He unearths shocking truths about his own past lives as a CEO who fired himself, receives cryptic warnings from a future iteration, and battles a sentient stapler who "knows" his deepest secrets.

As the lines between reality and simulation blur, Freezan must confront himself, literally, in a boardroom full of his own doppelgängers. With his very existence on the line, he realizes the ultimate escape isn't about finding a new job, but about defining his own purpose. Can Freezan, the accidental "Chief Reality Adjuster," finally break free from the infinite office and cultivate a life that is truly, undeniably real?

The Man Who Hired Himself is a witty, philosophical, and ultimately heartwarming tale about finding authenticity in a world gone mad, proving that sometimes, the only way to beat the system is to plant your own roots.