Patriot's Path: A True American's Guide to Freedom, Faith, and Owning the Libs

Finally, a book brave enough to say what every Facebook uncle has been shouting into the void for years.

The Patriot's Path is your all-in-one field manual for surviving the liberal agenda, low-flush toilets, and the overwhelming burden of facts. From immigration to free speech (but only for you), this deeply patriotic guide walks you through the values that made America great-until other people started having opinions.

Inside, you'll find:

• How to spot socialism in the wild (hint: it's everywhere)
• The science of yelling louder when you're wrong
• A comprehensive breakdown of Trump's finest quotes... translated into English
• Why cancel culture is real but consequences are not
• And tips on surviving in a nation where Christmas is under attack and gas stoves are crying for help

With chapters like "Guns Are Freedom in Metal Form," "Jesus Hates Socialists," and "It's Not Racist If You Say 'Just Kidding' After," this book is the weaponized satire you didn't know you needed.

Read it. Gift it. Leave it in your cousin's bathroom and see what happens.