My Valley Forge Vacation

A. Forget Glamping, Embrace Grumbling: Why spend a week "roughing it" in a heated tent with artisanal coffee when you can experience true historical discomfort?

B. The Unforeseen Time Warp: This isn't just a camping trip; it's an accidental journey through time, triggered by a seemingly innocent stream.

C. What This Book Is (and Isn't):

Is: A tongue-in-cheek guide to the daily indignities and questionable joys of a very real 1777 encampment, experienced by a guy who just wanted a nice hike.

Isn't: A historically accurate scholarly work (unless "historically accurate shivering" counts). Also, not responsible for frostbite, scurvy, or an unshakeable body odor.

D. Your Revolutionary Spirit (Optional, but Recommended for Sustained Irony): Pre-briefing on managing expectations (i.e., abandoning all hope of comfort, modern hygiene, and your phone's battery life).