1000 Ideas: Sarcasm: Helping humanity-one eye-roll at a time.

Tired of inspirational quotes and toxic positivity? Good. 1000 Ideas: Sarcasm is the brutally honest, eye-roll-inducing, laugh-out-loud survival guide for navigating the absurdity of modern life. Packed with razor-sharp wit, this book takes aim at everything from workplace nonsense and dating disasters to health fads, social media drama, and that one person who always says "let's circle back."

Whether you're looking to upgrade your inner monologue or arm yourself with comebacks for family dinners, this is your ultimate handbook for responding to life's chaos with class, sass, and just a touch of existential dread.

Warning: May cause smirking, side-eye, and a sudden appreciation for how ridiculous everything really is.

✔️ Expert advice on pretending to care during meetings

✔️ Romantic tips so bad, they might actually work

✔️ Motivational quotes rewritten for people who know better

✔️ Life hacks that solve nothing, but feel good to read

✔️ The art of nodding while internally screaming

✔️ Health tips approved by your inner couch potato

✔️ Friendship advice for tolerating people you secretly resent

✔️ A safe space to roll your eyes without judgment

✔️ Get more done by doing less, slower, and with a bad attitude

✔️ Enough sarcasm to last until the next apocalypse