1000 Sausages and Dingleberries: Because sometimes, only sausages and dingleberries can save you.

1000 Sausages and Dingleberries shows up when conversations go off the rails-when someone brings up an off-limits topic or things just get awkward. Each entry gives you something else to think about. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes a little rude, but always unexpected. This book is here to distract, entertain, and maybe even cheer you up when you're feeling down.

It's the perfect escape hatch for uncomfortable moments. Stuck in a tense family dinner? Flip to page 72 and casually bring up "The Sausage That Spoke Latin." On a bad date? Dingleberry trivia might save the night-or end it quickly. Whether you're diffusing drama or just avoiding small talk, this book gives you a weird and wonderful way out.