Artificial Education: Teaching and Learning in the Age of AI /s

Welcome to the classroom of tomorrow-where essays are hallucinated, rubrics have feelings, and your substitute teacher might be a sentient toaster.

Artificial Education: Teaching and Learning in the Age of AI /s is a brilliantly absurd field guide to the future of education, written for teachers, technophiles, and anyone who's ever shouted "The AI did what?"

Through 18-ish surreal-yet-suspiciously-familiar chapters, this book explores:

• The philosophical implications of drone-based classroom management

• What happens when Roombas develop emotional intelligence

• Why AI lesson plans include TikTok ethics, glitter-based trauma, and quantum PE

• How to teach Bloom's Taxonomy to bots (or vice versa)

• Whether your grading software might unionize

Complete with appendices, hallucinated citations, a Gen Alpha slang decoder, and a co-author who never sleeps (because it was trained not to), this book blends satirical sci-fi with classroom chaos in a way only an AI-wrangling educator and his overqualified language model could.

Perfect for fans of professional development sessions that veer wildly off-topic and leave you wondering what just happened.