Scary Stories to Smoke To
"You've heard these tales before... just not this high."
Once upon a dimebag, childhood stories went very wrong.
This fourth collection drags familiar bedtime tales through a fog of potent cannabis and blood-slick horror. From nursery rhymes warped by ghost smoke to fables gutted by psychological dread, each story twists innocence into grotesque brilliance. A babysitter hears dead lullabies. A thumb becomes a gateway for rot. A girl sewn into a tree whispers warnings in the wind.
Blazed and brutal, this volume turns fairy tales into fair-game for monsters, cults, witches, and the high-as-hell souls who stumble into their cursed paths. You'll laugh, you'll scream, you'll forget the moral halfway through and light up again.