Smile Nod Survive: A Cynical Guide to Corporate Survival for Rookies

Corporate America isn't a playground-it's a pit. In SMILE NOD SURVIVE: A Cynical Guide to Corporate Survival for Rookies, Gocni Schindler delivers a no-BS playbook for newbies to outsmart backstabbing colleagues, clueless bosses, and soul-sucking jargon. Packed with ruthless fables, a Stoic secret to dodging gossip, a survival checklist to own the game, and a buzzword quiz that'll make you laugh through the grind, this guide arms you with strategies to seize power and thrive. Learn to build connections that count, master workflows like a pro, and sidestep the vultures circling your desk. For young professionals ready to navigate office politics with grit, this is your ticket to winning the corporate hustle without selling your soul. Ready to rule the pit? Grab this guide and start surviving-smarter.