100 Things We Wish We Could Say to Customers: Coffee Shop Edition

Ever wanted to scream "that's not how coffee works" but remembered you need rent money? This unapologetically caffeinated collection dishes up 100 things baristas wish they could say-but don't, because they enjoy having a job (barely). Whether you're an espresso-slinging pro or just someone who's witnessed oat milk entitlement in the wild, this book serves sass, satire, and the sweet release of unspoken truths.Perfect for anyone who's ever smiled through gritted teeth while blending sugar, milk, and emotional suppression. Let the passive-aggression begin.