Why Women Can't Keep Their Men: (And Other Myths Men Tell Themselves)

Subtitle:

A No-Holds-Barred Field Guide to Dating Disasters, Emotional Gymnastics & the Men Who Still Think Ghosting Is a Love Language

You've heard the complaint: "Women just don't know how to keep a man."

This book lovingly sets that delusion on fire-with receipts, sarcasm, and a full three-act breakdown of the real reasons relationships implode.

From the cringe of modern dating (Act 1), through the chaos of marriage (Act 2), to the mayhem of family life (Act 3), Mister X-your hilariously flawed narrator-offers an insider's tour of every "it's not you, it's my emotional unavailability" moment men rarely admit.

Inside you'll find:

• Gripe-by-gripe male confessions-unfiltered and unedited
• Reality flips revealing what women were actually doing (hint: thriving)
• "Clapbacks," "Cures," and "WTF Worksheets" to laugh, reflect, and recover
• Absolutely zero interest in pretending women are the problem

Smart, irreverent, and dangerously honest, this book is your hype squad disguised as a relationship autopsy. Because maybe the reason she can't keep him... is that she finally read the fine print.