Gospel According to Trump: 100 Unforgettable Quotes from the 45th President of the United States

He said it. We archived it. You decide.

This satirical quote collection captures 100 of Donald J. Trump's most unforgettable soundbites-from campaign trail bravado to presidential podium proclamations. Each quote is paired with razor-sharp commentary that blends humor, disbelief, and political absurdity. Whether you're laughing, cringing, or wondering how we got here, this book delivers a front-row seat to the spectacle.

Perfect for political junkies, comedy lovers, and anyone who enjoys a good dose of truth wrapped in parody. Includes a faux-foreword "As Possibly Written by Trump Himself," plus a disclaimer for those who still believe satire is dead.