All I Want For Christmas Is To Eat Out My Christmas Tree
My Lesbian Twice Baked Potato Ski Instructor Eats My Ass
Cranberry Sauce Gets Me Off During My Socially Distanced Thanksgiving
The Sentient Lesbian Dreidel Eats Gimel Of My Butt For Hanukkah
This Pumpkin Spice Latte Gets Me Off In A Fun And Sincere Way Because It's Okay For People To Enjoy Popular Things Without Being Shamed For The Perceived "Basicness" Of Their Beverage Choices
The Physical Manifestation Of Chaotic Holiday Travel Eats My Ass
This Sentient Thanksgiving Parade Float Eats Me Right